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by Dia
Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:10 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

Okay, what do you do with a lock that is so stuck you can barely get the last click of your key in there? The internet is torn, some say graphite and only graphite, others say never graphite for any reason ever.
by Dia
Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
by Dia
Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:05 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

Nobody got a hole in one, the prize for it was a car.
by Dia
Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

Most golf puns:
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The ones I actually understand:
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by Dia
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:15 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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by Dia
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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He's SO caucasian. Not gonna lie, if you take away the dumb pool gear, the dumb pose, the possibly missing pinky, and his fluorescence, he looks pretty good. Just sayin'. Oh, and don't worry about my absenteeism (good word when it's not being used AS A MOTHERFLUFFING GOLF JOKE) too much longer, the ...
by Dia
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

Maybe I should redact that image a bit so we don't get Dia too worked up? :? :P :mrgreen: No, her window of posting on this forum is too recent. Just gotta be patient and wait a few days. Right? They keep telling her she can't come on here and she has to do this "work" thing while at the office. Li...
by Dia
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

A. Spruce wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:21 pm
And everyone must wear pool floaties, as fashionably modeled for us by Aaron. :mrgreen:
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by Dia
Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Please don't give those dummies any ideas you two! You have no clue just how much these kinds of people adore the dumbest most nonsensical 'solutions' to problems that don't exist. Sounds like they should go into politics instead of making new rules and guidelines for you. Side note regarding Aaron...
by Dia
Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

New company mandated safety uniform for the summer:

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by Dia
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Yeah, I read about Quebec deaths just this morning, and apparently heat records are being broken worldwide for this time of year. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/4311444/heat-wave-weather-across-the-world/amp/ K, somebody buy this and test its usefulness for me: https://www.gorillv.co...
by Dia
Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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We are a good weird though. Right? The best kind of weird, to be sure! Besides, you get away with slightly above average weirdness if you're good looking, so. There's weird. And then there's Spruce. :mrgreen: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It takes weird to know weird, though. :? :| :mrgreen: :lol: Lis...
by Dia
Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Here's a question:

Why are there so many weird people in the world?

Considering the company I'm keeping up in here, I can't believe I've not asked before now :mrgreen: :lol: ;)
by Dia
Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Because I'm playing hostess Barbie tomorrow, I'll say this today instead:

Happy Canada Day, btchz!
by Dia
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:52 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Shannon wrote:
Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:20 am
sit in a boat for the last 4 days with no cell service ! That was the best part really
This is hurting my cell phone addicted heart to read.
by Dia
Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:02 pm
Forum: Interior
Topic: Sink balancing
Replies: 6
Views: 135

Re: Sink balancing

You're the best, it looks good now, and I was so worried for a minute there! I also noticed that I could tighten the connection between the countertop and the wood beneath a fraction, so I did that on the two high corners before shimming to caulk, taking out the shims was actually not a picnic, mayb...
by Dia
Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:26 am
Forum: Interior
Topic: Sink balancing
Replies: 6
Views: 135

Re: Sink balancing

Thank you! And do you never sleep? Any question, any time, you're there!
by Dia
Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: Interior
Topic: Sink balancing
Replies: 6
Views: 135

Sink balancing

What is the best way to balance a drop-in countertop sink with a 3/16" ish gap corner to corner?

Replacing an 18 gauge steel one with one of those blanco silgranit ones, so it doesn't conform like the original one must have.
by Dia
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Plumbing
Topic: abs slope
Replies: 2
Views: 263

abs slope

Okay, what do you do if you're told the abs in the wall leading to one of your sinks has a slight slope...the wrong way? I was told it's easy to just lift it and hold it in place. Is this true? Will it even cause problems for us if we're here less than 10 years (should I just leave it)?
by Dia
Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:46 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Happy Father's Day urrrrbody! Hope you all have a good dad memory on a day like today. You're like a flower that blooms only when the sun is just at a very specific angle. lol You saw my posts and were like "I can nail this sucker right now." lol I came by to see what shenanigans were happening and ...
by Dia
Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Busted! Ha I know. Damn impulses. Hey at least it lured Dia to make her intermittent appearance. :lol: Aw <3 I miss you goons and can't stay away too long ;) Husband just took me to see Grace Vanderwaal open for Imagine Dragons. Didn't know many of the songs from either set, but my god both singers...
by Dia
Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:37 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Aaron wrote:
Sun May 06, 2018 11:03 pm
Shannon wrote:
Sun May 06, 2018 9:19 pm
I stay away from conversations of politics and religion as much as possible
Agreed. I say we keep it off the forum, please.
Just sayin'
by Dia
Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:09 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Could be your adenoids, too. Get an adenotonsillectomy. Hard to ask for when you can't pronounce it, but he mentioned them, so I'm off the hook. Side note: I carry strep throat, so all those times that it seems to pop up out of nowhere when nobody around had tonsillitis? That's me and people like m...
by Dia
Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:15 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

ENT appt today, how to I convince him to laser slice my problematic tonsils? :P
by Dia
Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:51 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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I don't know, is it possible to break the internet? :? :mrgreen: You would have already by now! Oh ho ho, he got you! Sprucey, I just got to learn what electrical fire smells like, right after your fan story! I went into the main atrium at my work and it smelled horrific. It's a lot more like the s...
by Dia
Wed May 30, 2018 6:40 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

Re: The Official Useless Post Thread

Aaron wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 6:12 am
You should post your real mug, Spruce.
This.
by Dia
Tue May 29, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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Aaron ,great new pic! Thanks! Figured it was overdue. Agreed, if going by our pics, you're definitely the happiest of us all! I wonder if we'd recognize ppl from this forum if we passed them irl. Well THAT was exciting! :roll: ... I recheck her ceiling fan and actually see smoke coming out of the s...
by Dia
Sun May 27, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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A. Spruce wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 6:34 pm
Sorry, instead "my hug", I should have said "a hug". I'd never turn away a gift hug from a spunky curmudgeon lover such as yourself! :mrgreen:
Nice save, old man. ;)
by Dia
Sun May 27, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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A. Spruce wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 10:19 pm
Well, I want my hug from you, so win win, right? :lol:
Wait, what? :cry:
by Dia
Fri May 25, 2018 9:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Official Useless Post Thread
Replies: 2695
Views: 63897

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A. Spruce wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 11:27 am
Why can't I shake this feeling that I'm being picked on? :?

:mrgreen:
<3 Do you need another hug?