[rant] I had to build the shelf unit for the closet because there wasn't a premade or kit available. No problem, done it plenty of times before. Evil Orange has a special section for all things shelving. GREAT! Except they keep the peg board (side pieces) over in the trim aisle. So, you grab the side pieces in one aisle, then go all the way to the opposite corner of the store for the shelf clips, 'cuz that's where all the shelf crap is, right?
Well, what you don't know is that shelf pegs are 1/4", the standard of cabinetry in the US since it's inception, and the F'ing peg board is 5mm, about 1mm smaller than the industry standard peg, but you don't know this until you're on site, have the cabinet built and try to insert the pegs so you know what length to cut your shelves . . .
Go back to Evil Orange the next day to find the correct size peg, they're not with the peg board, they're not in the shelving area, search store for a lot lizard to try and find these stupid elusive pegs. Oh, here, let's put them on the nut and bolt aisle, because, yeah, THAT makes sense!
Evil Orange is SUCH a time suck because of their inability to organize a store logically. I hate that place with a passion. [/rant]
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